When you hear the word "Pigeon" , you might say "How cute :P" (if you are girl) and "ohh.. Kabootar..ha toh aisa bol na.. to aage.." (if you are boy)
But really.. I can not make out
any of these expressions when I hear this "Pigeon" ...don't even
think it in other way.. (i am boy and that is for sure :P)
The reason behind it is, this
creature is making me "Awake" each morning.. suddenly flies off from
my gallery and lands back.
They might be "n" in
number in my society, but my morning has been spoiled by 2 of them since last
month.. I suspect they are "SAME 2" everyday..
Tell me how can you distinguish.
remember a pigeon ?...
I even try to count the start in
night, but the number keeps changing for me everyday.. that is why I am weak in
maths I guess :P
Same way..I can not
distinguish/remember/make out differences between below few things..
a) Pigeons b) Chinese and
Japanese people c) Sin/cos/tan/cot/cos/.. And what was the last one ??.. d)
Special Tarkaree/Shahi Sabji/Veg Hundi/Mix Veg .. and many more things.
I am not that confused.. but
sure..you may be part of my community too :P
So. where was I ??.. ohh.. that
Pigeon..
I had been struggling with this
peaceful creature since last 3-4 weeks,as they try to get in to my gallery.. to
make their home in there...a nest what they call them.
Like Pearl Harbour, they take off
and land numerously with few pale, yellowish and dry stems from society garden.
They are trying to be our tenants
without paying us anything and they are taking charge of our shoe store room
(Gallery) :)
This place is really the most
soothing part of our room, we can meditate, make time pass,have talk, have phone
calls ,have some arguments from here.. also we soak our cloths..
and most important.. the shoes
and sandals... its really the best part where you can do/put anything.. :) .
not really.. but still.
So they have attacked on the
leftmost corner.. the place where I keep my Sandals/Shoes/socks/shoe
polish/shoe cleaning cloth and All.. what not..
2 weeks ago..brought new sandals
and regretted the moment when came to room and went to place them in the left
corner of gallery...
The next day.. when went to
gallery to get Fresh Air.. foooorrrrr...or
fooooooooooooorrrrr..ooooooooo....rrrrrr... what ever.. I can not make out the
sound of Pigeon flying in words. :P
They both flew away and mee too
nearly was thrown back ..i was frightened off course.. who will not..when you
have just woken up and you are still thinking of the dream you just had..still
thinking of the list of things you need to do... revising the good moments when
you escaped from those mosquitoes last night..
Cherishing those 3-4 hours you
have slept..
who would expect these birds
suddenly.. ??..
I then started my usual routine..
made some frightful noises..which were even not tolerable for me to hear.. but
I try these sounds to keep these birds away..
I don't know what that mean.. but
when I make those sounds..they stare at me.. (I suspect some times and laugh
also).. wait for a moment.. exchange their eye moments..and takes deep breath..and start to come towards me..
then I get more anxious.. (did I just said "Hello... Good Morning..come
here" in their language ?.. or uttered any BAD words ??..)
don't know.. as they come towards
me.. I took one step back..then 2..then 4 and gets behind the door..then they
bid me BYE for 10-15 mins.
Me then quickly collected the stems
and the foundation that they tried to laid in there for their nest and throws
it away from the window...hoping they will not come and next time.
But they are Pigeons.. the symbol
of peace.. they do not hesitate to return back in few mins..even sometimes me
still standing there..they bring those stems.. and try to put it in different
way.
I guess..they might be either
from Architecture college ..or might be Civil engineering students..They try
new designs every time..
but till now ..result is the same..
They build it partially.. I (the
Demolisher :P) do my job.. throws it away.. and waits for the other day.
Still going in the same way..
from last month.. lets see..who wins it...
Will keep you posted on it..
Stay tuned.. :P
7 comments:
That was an hilarious on Shree!!
I could literally imagine those tiny birds frightening your wits off!! lol
Keep writing..I would look forward for more of such stuffs coming up.
@Matt
Hey..thanks man :) for your time :)
Keep in tune.. some more stories will be coming ..
You are a NON ANIMAL Lover, I will report this to PETA people and they will send some beautiful gals wearing pigeon feathers near your home and I am sure than you will start loving Pigeons :P
@devang Hey..i will wait for PETA to act then..Lets see if they can change me :P
And i would really like to Love Pigeons if its going to be that beautiful :)
Shri please tell those PETA guy to send same at my place, though there are no pigeons but i don't mind having gals with pigeons feathers ;)
@Ashish
Yes man.. I even got tired seeking them :P
You know our office s***.Don't get too much time to look for that PETA guy.
Pigeons.. the symbol of peace and love... and from Architecture College! and they attacked you! how lovely ;)
By the way, Shravan is over!!
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