Technology Law #1:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the
track.
Technology Law #2:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
with
confidence.
Technology Law #3:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not
understand.
Technology Law #4:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then
the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Technology Law #5:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until
he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Technology Law #6:
Tell a man there are 300
billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet
paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Technology Law #7:
All great discoveries are
made by mistake.
Technology Law #8:
Nothing ever gets built on
schedule or within budget.
Technology Law #9:
All's well that ends...
period.
Technology Law #10:
A meeting is an event at
which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Technology Law #11:
The first myth of
management is that it exists.
Technology Law #12:
A failure will not appear
until a unit has passed final inspection.
Technology Law #13:
New systems generate new
problems.
Technology Law #14:
To err is human, but to
really foul things up requires a computer.
Technology Law #15:
We don't know one-millionth
of one percent about anything.
Technology Law #16:
Any given program, when
running, is obsolete.
Technology Law #17:
A computer makes as many
mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.....
(Hey friends....I haven't written any of these laws...
But i think many of these exists!!...)
But i think many of these exists!!...)
1 comments:
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