Thursday, 10 May 2007

<---- Technology Laws ---->

Technology Law #1:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Technology Law #2:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

Technology Law #3:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Technology Law #4:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then
the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Technology Law #5:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until
he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Technology Law #6:
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Technology Law #7:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Technology Law #8:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Technology Law #9:
All's well that ends... period.

Technology Law #10:
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Technology Law #11:
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Technology Law #12:
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Technology Law #13:
New systems generate new problems.

Technology Law #14:
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Technology Law #15:
We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.

Technology Law #16:
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Technology Law #17:
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.....

(Hey friends....I haven't written any of these laws...
But i think many of these exists!!...)


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